Posts Tagged ‘Jason Statham’

So despite half a year of SMEx’ing this appears to be only my second review, i was hoping for something easy but unfortunatly due to the SMEx board’s giant man-crush for Jason Statham i got stuck with Transporter 3! The evening started with some beers and jokes about the urine soaked pub, fortunately being in the half of the group with a blocked nose i couldnt smell a thing! It had been snowing all day so the evening was filled with talk about going to Korketrekkeren (after last years disaterous lack of snowfall) On the way to the cinema we also noticed some children building a snowman!

Now the movie itself, having never seen a Transporter movie before, i went into the cinema with only one exception, good car chases.. This for me was a dissapointment, i found the car chases boring and badly edited. This time found Frank Martin found him self forced into transporting (no surprises there) but he was also teamed with a women who is our first candidate for ‘most annoying sidekick of 2009′. But It wasn’t all bad, there were some exciting stunts and some very novel fight scenes. Once i found my brain switching off i actually quite enjoyed myself!

After the film had ended we went out into the snow to find the snowmen the kids had been building, unfortunatly our apparent faith in the youth of today had been misplaced as we arrived on the giant snow penis they had built.. We finished the evening with the first SMEx snowball fight, although apparently watching large amounts of movies does nothing to improve your hand-eye coordination, with only Espen’s umbrella being sucessfully hit.

Hoff says: “Seems the youth of Oslo have seen me in my speedos on Batchwatch before ;) ”