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Last Updated on Tuesday, 24 August 2010 09:52
Written by espen
Tuesday, 24 August 2010 07:52
We were only four that decided to attend this time. Perhaps a combination of
action movie fatigue and summer vacation. Anyway, the weather was nice so after a short hour at Isabellas we walked over to Ringen only to be interrupted by Adam that had to make sure the new and still shiny car was were it should be.
The theater was full even with such a tiny SMEx contingent. I am not going to say so much about the movie except that we got what we expected. And when Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis all join up in the same film one does not have to guess that hard about the general theme of the movie.
This is the second movie we have seen with Sly as the Director. There were real bad guys, pretty bad guys, normal bad guys and pretty much innocent bad guys and they all ended up the same way at the wrong side of heavy armory and tools. All in all I think this movie had the second highest head count in SMEx history so far. Only beaten by Rambo whatever-number-it-was which Sly also directed with a dedicated and secure hand.
Tags: guns, lotsablood, sly | Posted under Reviews | 2 Comments
Last Updated on Friday, 25 December 2009 07:41
Written by Jeremy
Tuesday, 24 November 2009 12:10
Firstly as someone who will remain unnamed does not have the time to write this review, I’m stepping up to fill the void.
As the first part of our Saturday double header this movie and the first movie of OIFF for the majority of people. Talk was high about this film, most of us had seen the trailer previously and were looking forward to seeing it Bitch Slap could deliver on the promises of guns, breasts and action… Let me tell you right now, Bitch Slap delivered!
Bitch Slap is a modern day homage to the grindhouse/exploitation films of the 50′s, 60′s and 70′s. Unlike Rodriguez/Tarantino’s recent attempt Grindhouse, Bitch Slap actually manages to pull off both the homage and still make an enjoyable film to watch. Bitch Slap follows three girls, Hel, Trixie and Camero in their attempt to find some highly important but unknown treasure. The background is slowly told in a set of hilarious to watch flashbacks and slowly the plot reveals itself before you. It actually works very well, it breaks up the main action to keep the pace up.
Where Bitch Slap really delivers is with the breasts and the one liners. Between the slow motion getting out of car scenes and the slow motion 3 girl water fight, there are some brilliant one liners and a simply vast amount of euphemisms for lesbians! The plot then continues to twist backwards and forwards getting funnier and funnier and more outrageous all the way to the explosion filled finale.
There was so much cleavage, semi nudity and girl on girl action that it looked like some of the film festival geeks were about to pop. With them cheering everytime a top got lower or a skirt got higher. In the end though I think everyone had an amazing time, even Ingunn the only girl of our group even though she was probably not the target audience.
Spirits were high after that movie, so much so that the majority of people stayed on to take part in the second half of the double movie event which was Paranormal Activity. Which I guess, is unfortunate for them, but as the president says, its not all about the movie.
As the first part in a trilogy, i am looking forward to the next two installments. If you haven’t see the trailer, watch it!
Tags: ass, babes, boobage, boobs, breasts, cleavage, explosions, girl on girl, guns, hot, lesbians, tits | Posted under Reviews | 5 Comments
Last Updated on Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:31
Written by else-marie
Saturday, 18 October 2008 08:32
I must say I was a bit sceptical after Monday’s Japanese experience- good grief! However, this movie turned out to be a very good pick!
Jerusalema is a South African movie that follows the story of Lucky Kunene and his mate Zake from high school days in Soweto to adult life in Hillbrow Johannesburg. Lucky Kunene is a young man, with ambitions and dreams, who has been accepted in to university but is unable to attend because he can’t afford the fees.
At first he tries to earn money the honest way, but learns quickly he isn’t going to make great achievements the right way. His big dream is to drive a nice car and have a big house with a sea view. He gets introduced to carjacking through nasty Nazareth – however, it turns out not to be the smartest career move. In order to avoid jail time, he and Zeke goes to live in Johannesburg. Kunene does eventually climb the ladder – but you really need to see the movie to find out which ladder he climbs and how high. But I can tell you the movie does involve killing, easy money, taxi- bus, buildings etc. A good mix of tears, hate, love and action- and of course the soft blend of silky South African voices in the background.
Dutch had arrived from Sweden while we were watching the movie and he was waiting for us outside. His suitcase turned out to be very practical… Espen and I were a bit crime inspired after the movie- and the Dutch assisted us in stealing Frydenlund beer glasses.
Hoff says: “You can't carjack KITT”
Tags: Action, carjack, guns, south africa | Posted under Reviews | 2 Comments