Today is Saturday, 4th September 2010

The Expendables

The Expendables
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Rating: 8.0/10 (4 votes cast)

We were only four that decided to attend this time. Perhaps a combination of
action movie fatigue and summer vacation. Anyway, the weather was nice so after a short hour at Isabellas we walked over to Ringen only to be interrupted by Adam that had to make sure the new and still shiny car was were it should be.

The theater was full even with such a tiny SMEx contingent. I am not going to say so much about the movie except that we got what we expected. And when Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis all join up in the same film one does not have to guess that hard about the general theme of the movie.

This is the second movie we have seen with Sly as the Director. There were real bad guys, pretty bad guys, normal bad guys and pretty much innocent bad guys and they all ended up the same way at the wrong side of heavy armory and tools. All in all I think this movie had the second highest head count in SMEx history so far. Only beaten by Rambo whatever-number-it-was which Sly also directed with a dedicated and secure hand.

Predators

Predators
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Rating: 6.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Another week, another SMEx, another review for the president. Why do you ask? A couple of reasons:

  1. A certian Englishman, who is soon to be a Yank, was bragging he had more reviews than the president… well not anymore!
  2. Apparently I was the only person who actually liked this movie.

So this week was just a small event, with just four attendees, but we found a couple of wannabe SMEx-ers in the cinema. We started back at the Park Lounge (apparently re-opened after yet another shut-down) in the last throws of a nice Oslo summer evening. Nice weather to take a beer.

So the movie. Being part of the Predator franchise this movie had some big shoes to fill, but quite frankly it has been all down hill since Dutch survived a nuclear explosion to kill the original Predator. Since then all manner of twists have been thrown in including, Predators in the city, or throw in some Aliens to get more bad guys. But this movie takes us all the way back to the beginning.

This movie is really just a remake of the original Predator with Arnie, right down to Arnie’s original quote telling you the plot… “So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatgrinder?” So maybe there’s not six people this time, sure there are more predators (hence the “s”), maybe it’s not even on the same planet, but in the send it’s a similar story. To look at it another way, it’s the same type of remake as Escape from L.A., which was just a remake of Escape from New York.

If this movie did one thing bad it was too much like the original even down to the point where they used the same lines from the first movie, and the effect wasn’t quite the same when they weren’t said with an Austrian accent. But I still loved it! It had the original feel and atmosphere of the first one, suspense, action which was helped by having the exact same music. So if you love the first movie, I’m sure you’ll at least like this one! Best Predator since the original!

Centurion

Centurion
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Rating: 6.0/10 (4 votes cast)

Well another first this week, it was Russian SMEx! Oleg invited along a couple of Russian friends, and I was soon at a table full of Russians :)

So this week we went back to the infamous Eldorado! We also ended up with very strange seats due to some glitches Oleg had while trying to buy the tickets, but they turned out ok and we did have exceptional leg room.

To the movie, well we were almost going to skip out this week because it looked like all we had to choose from was another Cage masterpiece, but instead, due to a lucky commercial viewing, we went to see Centurion. The trailer didn’t promise much, except it said it was from the same director and writer as Doomsday which I enjoyed so we thought what the hell! And it’s nice to have a break from the usual Hollywood stuff.

I enjoyed the movie, didn’t have to think to much, the plot wasn’t what I expected, and there was lots of blood. It’s kinda like gladiator but it isn’t. Had some nice scenery shots and I thought the actors were quite good, but I only knew a couple of them. I wouldn’t call this movie a must see but it was entertaining anyway and worth a look.

One nice highlight was at one point one of the female characters does something particularly nasty and some guy in the cinema yelled out “Bitch!” which made everyone laugh. But then that sums up Eldorado! Let’s hope it’s another long break before we visit that cinema again!


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